When an insecure man joins the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, watch out.
I can’t even…
It’s hard to find a peer reviewer for this kind of work that’s at an institution of higher learning and not just institutionalized.
Yup, there’s all kinds of daft studies to be found on PubMad.
You can tell by looking in their ears.
As in most areas of expertise, people can’t initially tell whether you’re making it up as you go.
As a professional fabulist, you know that everything I say is untrue. Including this.
I don’t think armadillos can smile.
, do the pen/lights have pointy “tactical” stabby ends? If so, they may be useful in future negotiations, or for post-project retribution.
The most consequential error of this generation!
“He’s a good egg”, they’d say. Well, now the egg has hatched, and there’s a new phorusrhacid in town.