With apologies to a different Oscar (Mayer, that is):
Oh, I wish I were Miss Brandy’s clean white T shirtHer clean white T shirt’s what I’d like to be‘Cause if I were Miss Brandy’s clean white T shirtI would hug Miss Brandy gleefully.
In my case, rebellion against (boarding) school rules. I smoked for ten years, and quit 44 years ago as a wedding present for my (non-smoking) wife. One day, two great decisions.
Bates? This strip is too old for that to be a Downton Abbey reference…