Recent Comments

1. almost 8 years ago on Phoebe and Her Unicorn

   I cannot lie: I like that.

2. almost 8 years ago on Phoebe and Her Unicorn

   The best hiccup cure I ever saw came from my dad. We were at Wendy’s and my sister started hiccuping. My dad said “one second, I can cure this”, picked up a plastic spoon, and hit her in the face with it. It startled the hiccups right out of her.

3. almost 8 years ago on [Deleted]

   If you completely, unambiguously understand what the person was going for, then if you ask me, it is perfectly fine. This word has been used in this fashion for over 600 years. Society at large has deemed it an acceptable use of the word. If you can invent another single word to take its place, I invite you to do so.

4. over 9 years ago on Baldo

   Is she assembling the Christmas tree?

5. over 9 years ago on Pearls Before Swine

   “If I was the Headless Horseman’s horse, I would [mess] with that dude.” – Mitch Hedberg

6. almost 10 years ago on Pearls Before Swine

   I learned a long time ago to never argue with Google Maps. Whenever I second-guess it I end up in the middle of nowhere. Apple Maps, on the other hand…

7. almost 10 years ago on Pearls Before Swine

   “Hey, isn’t that the rat who’s always coming in here and buying a single roll of toilet paper?” “Yea, that’s him. TP Rat, we call him. See, because now I’ve associated him in my mind forever with toilet paper.” “Ah yea, I should do that too.”

8. almost 10 years ago on Doonesbury

   Better one of them than someone who talks like you.

9. about 10 years ago on FoxTrot Classics

   How do you get six syllables in the last panel?

10. about 10 years ago on Peanuts

    One run is better than their usual score!