Captain smokeblower

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What can I say in 160 characters? Anejo, insouciant, irreverent, insightful, left handed, perverse, humorous, intelligent, introverted & obviously into myself.

Recent Comments

  1. about 9 hours ago on Over the Hedge

    You would prefer clothed chickens?

  2. 1 day ago on Wizard of Id

    Organic means carbon based. Carbonated water is organic.

  3. 1 day ago on Speed Bump

    And the beer, deer.

  4. 1 day ago on Ripley's Believe It or Not

    And that’s how I “celebrated” my 16th birthday.

  5. 1 day ago on Ripley's Believe It or Not

    They ‘intercepted’ the feces, like it hit the fan and intercepted the whole room?

  6. 1 day ago on Over the Hedge

    I read that geese p**p in flight frequently, so a large “V” of geese overhead constitutes carpet bombing

  7. 1 day ago on Nick and Zuzu

    How do we learn who owns the elephant in the room no one talks about?

  8. 1 day ago on MythTickle

    “Walk with me a while,” requested Death shyly.

    “I’ve walked with you my whole life, why would I quit now?” I replied.

  9. 1 day ago on MythTickle

    Flirting with the Dim Reaper (not a typo).

  10. 1 day ago on JumpStart

    Not if they stay on your feet, as opposed to in your mouth.