Perhaps after 2028, President Musk’s administration will require all adults to have a Neuralink Chip inserted. To make voting and commerce so much easier…to track.
I’ve been mulching my leaves with my lawn mower for over forty years. They’re already brittle so they break up easily unless they’re live oak leaves, but I keep trying. They eventually give up. Or maybe I do but I still don’t rake leaves.
Have you folks been reading Crankshaft?