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1. about 13 hours ago on Frog Applause

   …and happy to get it…

2. about 13 hours ago on Frog Applause

   …eet beets, man…

   …i happen to like pickled beets…

   …and fruit cake…

   …but only the kind made by monks…

   …soaked in rum…

   ….aaargh!…

   …equals one pickled captain…

   …and sweet Caroline…

   …wop wop whalh…

   …eye eye, captain…

   …titts be eet beets day say…

   …sailing after da great white whale…

3. 1 day ago on Frog Applause

   …arm a dillo and it will eat the rest of its life…

   …feed a dillo …

   …and you will have to feed it a again and again and again…

   …arm a dil-do and…

4. 7 days ago on Frog Applause

   …I’ve seen this girl before…

   …wondering what emotional intelligence was…

   …reading the room…

   …knock knock…

   …is this thing on?…

   …and i didn’t know that armadillos were hairy…

   …

5. 7 days ago on Frog Applause

   …they say that synchronized swimmers are also synchronized in other ways…

   …We have to shout above the din of our Rice Krispies…

   …Many miles awaySomething crawls from the slime

   …At the bottom of a darkScottish lake…

   …and i wasn’t planning on missing Frog Applause today…

   …but no one told me when to run…

   …I missed the starting gun…

   …my tinker toys are falling apart…

   …faster than I can grab them…

   …the edges are wore…

   …and my opinions woke…

   …we must pacify those that need their diapers changed…

   …but they just dirty them again…

   …so i swipe left…

   …and miss another new episode…

   …and hope my bum knee holds up for the rest of the day…

6. 11 days ago on Frog Applause

   …was Opium Andy Taylor’s son?…

7. 11 days ago on Frog Applause

   …I’ve read bongs are making a comeback…

8. 11 days ago on Frog Applause

   …the Black Keys bit is true, by the way…

9. 11 days ago on Frog Applause

   …just reading between the lines…

10. 11 days ago on Frog Applause

    …the osprey is not the villian, here…

    …it is in the bird’s nature to do what it does…

    …and Count Spatula would flip if he thought he was to blame…

    …but these are truth bombs…

    …the Gingerbread man dropped Marianne…

    …because…

    …it was an agreement made back when he was a different man…

    …Shirley, he would not choose her today…

    …he had replaced his love for her with another love…

    … cryptocurrency…

    …He went to Akron for a free Black Keys concert at the Civic…

    …after numerous speakers…

    …

    …The Keys entered the stage…

    …behind them on the back of the stage ..

    …were about fifty people standing…

    …the theater – itself was ¾’s full…

    …the “band” …

    …turned their backs to the audience…

    …and for 45 minutes…

    …performed….facing the 50 standing people…

    …Gingerbread man ran as fast as he can….

    …because…

    …like a lightning bolt-it hit him…

    … Krypto the dog was going to be in the new Superman movie…

    …he wasn’t supposed to be in Akron…

    …his Crypto meeting was in Cleveland…

    ..and he only had 45 minutes to get there…