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1. 1 day ago on Frog Applause

   …it’s ok…

   …I have a safe word…

   …they have told me this since I was two…

   …Joe Biden’s fortune cookie a week ago…

   …I am the rubber…

   …you are the glue…

   …everything you say bounces off of me…

   …and sticks to you like glue…

   ….(except I don’t mean it…

   …I wish you many many blessings)…

   …the start of my last novel…

   …ha!…

   …I’m a Browns fan…

   …I look myself in the mirror…

   …and say that to myself every July…

   …the gummy & the three 25 oz. Natty Daddys…

   …sat in front of him …

   …Project 2025 in my hands…

   …What…

   ..JD thought…

   …am I about to get myself into?…

   .. reverse psychology…always works at the start of a new day at the Bathmat factory ……

2. 7 days ago on Frog Applause

   …your and zebras’ comments remind me of what used to be called, Letters To The Editor…

   …not all letters made it on to the list of published letters…

   …trust me…

   …I know…

   …for both right leaning…

   …and left leaning editorial staffs this was true…

   …in order to keep the integrity of their newspapers …

   …submissions with unsubstantiated rumors …

   …like-the former president faked his own shooting-would never have gotten published…

   …nor would out and out lies like…

   …90% of all Planned Parenthoods abortions are paid with government money…

   …because editors would renounce and refute these letters…

   …if they published them at all…

   …this came to an end with the start of FOX News(sic) disguising commentary as news…

   …to the point where they were fined over ¾ of a billion dollars for admitting that they ‘intentionally’ lied on their news broadcasts about the outcome of the election…

   …to their viewers…

   …causing misled viewers to participate in an insurrection against their own government…

   …now…

   …it’s all unfiltered smears…

   …lies…

   …crackpot unsubstantiated hate speech…

   …but, back then…

   …it was called integrity…

   … the belief that the press was the unofficial fourth branch of the government…

   …responsible to keep the public as well informed of the truth as possible…

   …now, with AI spreading attack bombs on social media…

   … the need for editors of political opinion is needed on almost every website…

   …because, whatever happened to nothing that you hear…

   …and half of what you see?…

   …should be believed?…

   …free speech is a right!!!…

   …many Americans have lived their whole lives to defend it…

   …others …

   ..have given their lives for us to be able to keep this right…

   …so when the liars and propaganda mongers abuse it…

   …we need editors…

   …to be beholders of this Inalienable right…

   …truth:justice:and the American way…

3. 15 days ago on Frog Applause

   …one pill makes you bigger…

   …one pill makes you small…

   …the blue pill makes you bigger…

   …or so Harvey tells me…

   …

   … a bear asks a rabbit…

   …Does ’poo stick to your fur?…

   …No…

   …replies the rabbit…

   …Good…

   …says the bear…

   …as he picks up the rabbit and wipes…

   …HA!…

   …. the bunny fell in love with Farrah Fawcett…

   …{well…

   …someone had to say it}…

   …(maybe …

   …someone did)…

   …here’s one you don’t hear anymore…

   …yep…

   …congratulations…

   …the rabbit died…

   …a stork’s going to bring you a baby…

   … but the captain predicts…

   …next year at this time it will be all the fashion…

   …but let’s not go down that rabbit hole…

4. 18 days ago on Frog Applause

   …at least that’s what we heard through the Grape vine…

   ..y’all that don’t like raisins in your potatoe salad are just woke…

   …I don’t like grapes in my potato salad, either…

   …or sour cream….

   …but I do like hot German potato salad…

   …it is just hard to find…

   …Jebus started with turning the water into wine…

   …and ended with raisin from the dead…

   …the early 60’s before the Beatles…

   …were a crazy time…

   …Elvis ate bananas on peanut butter…

   …and Pat Boone sprinkled raisins on his white toast…

   …(and Peggy Lee was ‘Coming On Strong’)…

   …Frank Sinatra was singing to the FBI & the CIA…

   …Thompson Grapes & Tommy Guns…

   …so they say….

   …Bridal Trousseaux was throwing no hitters…

   …military service deer stalking was all the rage…

   …Starley & Sutton were taking over Broadway…

   …and Frog Applause was born…

5. 19 days ago on Frog Applause

   …I know you’re sad…

   …but perhaps there will be a third season of Star Trek Prodigy…

   …I’ve learned it is best for me to embrace grief…

   …to accept it…

   …heck…

   …heck…

   …to be truthful…

   …to somewhat enjoy it…

   …to even wallow in it…

   …what are the other options?…

   …to try to drown it?…

   …forgo it?…

   …deny it?…

   …to grieve is to admit you felt for something…

   …that you miss it…

   …miss the opportunity for a do over…

   …or a do again…

   …eventually…

   …you’ll realize there was a moment you forgot your grief…

   …maybe a beautiful sunrise or sunset…

   …laughter…

   …and in that moment…

   …place that grief…

   …into every other beautiful sunrise and sunset…

   …and that’s the true beauty…

6. 22 days ago on Frog Applause

   …a banana republic and a eggplant parmesan walk into a bar…

   …do you serve grapes?…

   …they ask…

   …we don’t have any grapes…

   …the bartender replied…

   …that’s not a very funny joke…

   …explained Charlotte…

   …well, I made it up on the spot…

   …said the pig…

   …and soon it will spread on the world wide web…

7. 24 days ago on Frog Applause

   …I regret that I only have one lie to give for my country…

   …give me lies, libtards & the power suit of happenstance…

   …ask not what your bank can do for you…

   …but ask what you can do for your bank…

   …don’t sell until you see the green of their cash…

   …in cash we trust…

8. 25 days ago on Frog Applause

   …no one celebrates name day anymore…

   …but we celebrate birthdays sometimes for weeks…

   …or I should say…

   …that I celebrate others birthdays for weeks…

   …like praise….

   …I’m very skittish about my birthday being celebrated…

   ..except for maybe a token expression …

9. 26 days ago on Frog Applause

   …they mussah be…

10. 27 days ago on In Security

    …ugh…

    …there’s a dirty joke in there somewhere…