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1. 1 day ago on Frog Applause

   ….Aaah, nothing like a Bob Hope- Larry Fine joke…

   …Larry, Curly & Moe…

   …Larry, Shemp & Moe…

   …Larry, Joe & Moe…

   …Larry, Curly Joe & Moe…

   …Larry, Curly & no mo…

   …do these leotards make me look fat?…

   …no…

   …they make you look Larry Fine…

   … I hope you agree..

   …if you can you read this…

   …you may have an IQ of 135…

   …my wife thinks she’s smarter than me…

   …but, I married her…

   …and she married me…

2. 2 days ago on Frog Applause

   …Starbucks coffee says two tablespoons per 6 ounce serving…

   …seems like quite a lot to me…

   …I mean the stuff is already priced way too high…

   …then you double the amount…

   …and it still doesn’t taste strong enough…

   …so I end up just pouring in a quarter of the bag…

   …gone are the days of never warshing the pot…

   …because the more seasoned the pot the better the taste…

   …Folgers vs. Maxwell house…

   …Mom made Chase and Sanborn so strong that you could stick a spoon in the middle of the cup…

   …and it would stay there…

   …and Yuban was the best…

   100% arabica coffee…

   …a unique aftertaste…

   …it was delicious…

   …that was until Folgers bought them out…

   …and ruined it…

   …the beginning of the end…

   …an old lady spilling her coffee on her lap…

   …getting third degree burns…

   …was the end of great tasting coffee…

   …if I could go back in time I would go back to 1977…

   …go back to our just opened up McDonald’s…

   …get a large cup of coffee with two creams…

   …because…

   …now..

   …with all of the expensive ways to brew…

   …and precisely measured amounts…

   …perhaps…

   …it is just my lost tastebuds…

   …but, coffee is just another capitalistic product gone wrong…

   …and we live in the nostalgia of brand memory and reflexes…

   …because what we now get a product cut more cheap cocaine…and 10 oz. of coffee is now a pound. ..

3. 3 days ago on Frog Applause

   …as the third and middle child…

   …unleveled ingredients are mostly what our heritage is anyway…

   …the primeval juices …

   ….shaken not stirred…

   …and only with the freshest yeast…

4. 3 days ago on Frog Applause

   …the point is not in the taste but that it leave a bad taste in your mouth…

   …when you are promised you won’t have to eat it…

   …don’t spit it out…

   …swallow…

   …you shouldn’t had put it in your mouth in the first place…

5. 3 days ago on Frog Applause

   …the secret to great pancakes that are so light that you have to cover them with a lid or they will float to the ceiling is fresh yeast…

   …and just a pinch too much if you please…

6. 4 days ago on Frog Applause

   …you say unleveled…

   …I say unleavened…

   …though placebo ingredients are not always on the level…

   …witches brew with eye of Newt…

   …gym of jordan…

   …Shomee your Johnson…

   …a couple of pinches of Marjorie Taylor Greene boogers…

   …mix in a Trump golden sneaker and say the magic words…

   …infantroopen, susbesdig,resection, benefishers ..

   … and you’ll get the best & lightest buttermilk pancakes in all of Froglandia…

   …swear to dog…

   …on the unleveled…

7. 5 days ago on Frog Applause

   …alas…clumsy thumbs strikes again…

   …after writing yet another overly long tirade…

   …I go to check on how to spell something …

   …and…

   …poof!…

   …it is gone…

   …let’s just say that it boiled down to this. ..

   …I wish my talents let other people shine like Mr. Claxton’s do…

   …like Mz. Burritt’s do….

8. 6 days ago on Frog Applause

   …words from the old wise no nothing: …

   …I used to like the rock group, Journey…

   …until an interviewer asked if they ever thought of changing up their style…

   …they said no…

   …our fans would not care for it…

   …when late night talk show host Johnny Carson bombed…

   …it was some of his most entertaining work…

   …my mother-in-law died at 92…

   …still changing up her art…

   …exploring…

   …adventuring …

   …growing…

   …the brightest candle burns the fastest…

   …nonsense!…

   …evidently they never heard of LED bright headlights…

   …this advice and $5.95 will by you a cup of coffee…

   …take it or leave it…

   …I don’t care…

   …(see what I done there?:)…

9. 7 days ago on Frog Applause

   …Dire Straits has a song called Telegraph Road that this FA sort of reminds me of…

   …but, I’ve been kicked out of better places than this…

   …where they get you is the property taxes…

   …of course Briar Rabbit…

   …totally understands…

   …Watership Down…

   …this ain’t no place for you, Algebra…

   …Jethro Tull’s, Farm On The Freeway…

   …is probably a better song example…

   …of course the west side of Froglandia…

   …tin roofs rusted to Park Avenue…

   …Granny, I nearly drowned trying to start my motor cycle in the cement pond…

10. 8 days ago on Frog Applause

    …public urination?…

    …on Survivor they go number two in the ocean and brag about it…

    …have I publicly gone number one?…

    …do porta-potties count?…

    …as a tree man…

    …the side of a truck was the best you got…

    …plowing snow…

    …well…

    …in the middle of the night on the turn around of a nowhere road….

    …between the plow and the cab…

    …it happens…

    …never been one for using bottles…

    …but picking up highway litter…

    …it is a thing…

    …classified as toxic waste…

    …mowing would explode it…

    …so…

    …I still left it alone….

    …mowing tall grass one time I did hit a giant bag of used diapers…

    …you know what they say about hitting the fan…

    …yep…

    …of course I was in the only open cab tractor…

    …the good old days…