In another universe, a distant relative of his is a librarian.
Are you sure about that?
Maybe Rat will hate his neighbor so much he will plant thick privacy trees on the edge of his lawn. He will arbor him.
I hate people who complain. (Uh…)
The run-by-students psychological counseling was still worse than the run-by-students food service.
Are there many connect-the-dot books in the fiction section?
In part of my schooling the lowest grade was an “E”, to avoid hurting kids’ feelings. How bad would the paper be to get a “U”, a “G” and an “H” too?
I hope that isn’t a long-distance call. This strip is from before 800 numbers.
Hair of the mermaid that bit you?
My mom told me to not drink coffee, so I said okay. Later she tried to get me to drink coffee after all. She bought me coffee candy from the Asian import store, and said, “See? This is what it tastes like with sugar and cream.”