It happens.
Boy, I love this kid!
Gotta love this kid’s spirit of Halloween! Gypsies in the palace tonight!
A skiing accident no doubt.
Boo!
Jobs of a different color, in a way but not so good for long-term employment.
A legend in his own mind!
Been there, done it!
Whack his pee-pee!
Quite possibly. His eardrums get pretty good workouts!
It happens.