Recent Comments

1. 1 day ago on Shoe

   It was so hot that I saw a squirrel roasting his nuts on the sidewalk.

2. 2 days ago on Herman

   That is ancient history. Popping the hood costs more than $84 nowadays.

   Local auto shop quoted me almost $300 to replace a little gizmo. After researching it, I bought the part for $30 and replaced it myself in less than a minute after watching a youtube video.

3. 3 days ago on In the Bleachers

   Step 1. Cut hole in ice

   This reminds me of a joke. How do you catch a polar bear? Cut a hole in the ice and pour peas in it. When the bear comes to take a pea, kick him in the ice hole.

4. 6 days ago on F Minus

   Reminds me of a joke. Because of budget cuts, a manager has to let one of two employees, Jack and Jill, go. They were both good workers which made it a very difficult decision for him to lay Jill or Jack off.

5. 8 days ago on Grand Avenue

   The Cat In The Hat On Aging

   I cannot see

   I cannot pee

   I cannot chew

   I cannot screw

   Oh my god, what can I do?

   My memory shrinks

   My hearing stinks

   No sense of smell

   I look like hell

   My mood is bad-can you tell?

   My body’s drooping

   Have trouble pooping

   The Golden Years

   have come at last

   The Golden Years

   can kiss my a-s-s!

6. 9 days ago on Shoe

   Is it just a coincidence that tRump is about to go on trial?

7. 11 days ago on Moderately Confused

   ?

8. 15 days ago on The Middletons
   No optometrist visit needed for reading glasses.
9. 18 days ago on The Argyle Sweater

   Good riddance to Barney.

10. 18 days ago on Deep Dark Fears

    Why would that be a BAD thing???