Yup….an internet bear (or anything else) can’t reach out from the screen and give you a reality check…..like the bear sitting in front of you…..in reality…. !!
And because it’s a cartoon, cartoon physics prevails. After he’s squashed flat and someone rolls the piano off, he’ll be peeled up and pop back to his normal 2 dimensional self…
Yeah, I’ve always liked kale, too….and a good thing, cuz I have no real willpower about healthy eating. And the other thing in this comic (which we were taught from day one), is “if you shoot it, you eat it”.
Sooo….maybe this explains a lot of dog behavior….they’re just acting on orders from the Head Beagle (or Head Lab/Daschund/Poodle – whatever).