Recent Comments

1. almost 3 years ago on Bad Reporter

   This recently cast out:

   Jonathan D. Cooper has led a team to 2 Stanley Cup kissing booths during 2 seasons that would be considered INCOMPLETE and thus an inferior accomplishment than the St. Louis Blues Stanley cup win in 2019 or any other complete season win. According to spiritual conditioning reports, the Montreal Canadiens do not want any of THEIR Stanley Cup victories to be earned during an inferior and INCOMPLETE season. Lawyers and judges do have a reputation of making too many compromises and settling for anything stupid that earns them some $ and thus are straddled with moral and ethical imperfections. Thus, Jon Cooper’s Tampa Bay Lightning efforts is equal to the role of ‘Stanley’ played by Ruth Elizabeth ‘Bette’ Davis.

2. almost 3 years ago on Peanuts

   Recently in world history, 16 2/3 was considered a new record speed before 33 1/3 showed up after the 78’s.

3. almost 3 years ago on The Barn

   Has anyone seen a TRIX commercial on WKTi lately?

   Changing the subject is easier than changing a titanium ring into a niobium ring in the fake jewelry departments emitting from SMARTPHONES.

   Realistically, Neil Armstrong never was able to walk on Warren Moon nor on the infamous Robin Moon!

4. almost 3 years ago on In the Bleachers

   Ruth Elizabeth Davis ‘AKA Stanley’ not ‘Roy’ might have bulging eye problems along with her abnormally horrific behavioral skills. It’s amazing how many people ‘pro’ Olivia DeHaviland has caused to look worse than her from the SOCKS up.

5. almost 3 years ago on Dark Side of the Horse

   Who needs and appointement with Dr. Barry Awe now? Dr. Shock treatment?

6. almost 3 years ago on In the Bleachers

   Is a tennis player really a RACKETEER?

7. almost 3 years ago on In the Bleachers

   It’s easier to slice a Noodle than to draw a Noodle… it’s a golf ball joke, but most pasta does get sliced at some point during pasta processing. The lack of a capital N in ‘noodles’ becomes problematic, eh?

   I’m not sure if gnocchi is considered ‘pasta’.

8. almost 3 years ago on Dark Side of the Horse

   245 and not all is well. Did a Polish zwoty get deposited or a holy half shekel?

9. almost 3 years ago on Ink Pen

   Foiling is not trendy since it leads to too many fake blondes who over-streak their hair….gift wrapping a villain with a nice brown paper package all tied up with strings never goes out of style and remains lyrically interesting as well.

10. almost 3 years ago on In the Bleachers

    Were those noodles sliced with a Swiss Army knife or a Callaway iron?