I bought my very expensive and lifelike tree the day after Christmas 1995 (from $500 to $100 which was still a lot of money back then). I still have it and though it keeps losing needles it still looks amazing. I use fir tree-scented plug-ins and people always comment how beautiful and fragrant it is and that there is nothing like a real tree at Christmas…
Agreed. This has become the typical American media stereotype of the clueless father; the long-suffering and efficient mother; and the overly sassy/intelligent/disrespectful children…
And math! Division was not my strong suit…