Good idea ejcapulet! Also write his phone number in a men’s bathroom with the caption: for a gay time call.., or see if you can get in touch with his family and tell them his new revelation. You know, help him out.
If someone is willing to wait, then they want YOU. If they’re not, they just want sex. Coming from a man, this may be a shock, but I say stick to your guns and make ‘em wait.
I say he’s Gamera!