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  1. about 18 hours ago on Crankshaft

    I cannot find it on the internet, but I remember from a long, long time ago… Danny Kaye’s old TV show did a musical number whose refrain was “…so let’s have another cup of coffee, and let’s have another piece of pie.” At the end, of course, Kaye got a pie in the face.

    Really wish I could find that clip; it’s gotta be out there somewhere…

  2. about 18 hours ago on Crankshaft

    Oh, Ralph… there’s always a tomorrow. The only question is whether you’ll be around to see it.

  3. about 18 hours ago on Crankshaft

    As the sign in the bar said, “Free Beer TOMORROW!”

  4. about 18 hours ago on Crankshaft

    Which makes today different from any other day… how?

  5. about 18 hours ago on Crankshaft

    Dale Evans was a cowgirl. Batty’s just never let reality get in the way of a “clever” pun name. Hence “Bean’s End,” a mash-up of two clothing stores used for a gardening supply shop.

    It’s called Writing™ (NOTE: Writing™ is a trademark of Batom, Inc., and should not be confused with “writing,” the process of creating good literature)

  6. about 18 hours ago on Crankshaft

    Another pallet of brain bleach… well, I was off to Costco anyway.

  7. about 18 hours ago on Crankshaft

    Or all those dinosaurs who didn’t get to dessert before the asteroid hit.

  8. about 18 hours ago on Crankshaft

    Having just turned 70, and being the child of parents who both died in their early 50s, I make a lot of jokes about being well past my sell-by date. So do my geezer friends. Knowing you’ve reached sudden-death-overtime in the great football game of life helps you take joy in each day.

    None of which, I should add, shows up in Batty’s “writing.”

  9. 1 day ago on Crankshaft

    Today’s brunch special at Dale Evans Restaurant is NOTHINGBURGER!

    (same as every day)

  10. 1 day ago on Crankshaft

    Certainly free of any joke or punchline.