Packratjohn Premium

Just an old fart who enjoys humor in all shapes and sizes. I am the "hermit on the hill", and I like it that way.

Recent Comments

  1. about 6 hours ago on The Argyle Sweater

    Don’t they know she has a pistil?

  2. about 6 hours ago on Back in the Day

    Maybe you forgot to change to Daylight Shadow Time

  3. 1 day ago on Jack Ohman

    Get yer programs here! You can’t tell the players without a program!!

  4. 1 day ago on Gary Markstein

    You do live dangerously…

  5. 2 days ago on The Argyle Sweater

    Does “Prime Plus” use a different set of prime numbers?

  6. 3 days ago on Last Kiss

    Wise certainly!

  7. 3 days ago on Joel Pett

    Probably the most honest and humble public figure ever.

  8. 3 days ago on Mike Luckovich

    I saw both, at about the same time. But I realized it didn’t matter. In fact, he’d probably recognize her faster if it were her bra. ( Not to be crude…. well, yeah, to be crude, she could pick him out of a lineup if he just “dropped trou”.)

  9. 3 days ago on Clay Jones

    Wouldn’t it be funny if the Mexican Govt produced some antique document that turned out to be the long term lease Sam Houston signed allowing “Texans” to use the land? Of course they never paid the rent, so all of that is due, and they’re getting evicted!

  10. 3 days ago on Jeff Danziger

    It may have worked in Swift’s day, but I fear it is too late for us. We have become the very definition of the “slippery slope”. I think it was when they started burning books again. (Figuratively, if not literally)