Recent Comments

1. 5 days ago on Breaking Cat News

   My Olivia turns to stone when picked up. Every muscle in her body turns rigid, even if it’s only to pick her up to move her from one couch cushion to the other.

2. 8 days ago on Breaking Cat News

   Yes, Teddy Tarantula, there is indeed a home for you. Right under this shovel.

   Sorry, but I can’t abide spiders, and I certainly wouldn’t abode one (on purpose).

3. 9 days ago on Over the Hedge

   Oh come on, Vern. Everyone knows the mattress is flat! Do some research!

4. 10 days ago on Last Kiss

   One of the few things I retained from high school biology: Birds cannot “hold it in”. Their bodies are designed to be lightweight and when there’s poop in the “chamber” it just comes out. No point in carrying that extra weight around.

   This is why I will not let a bird sit on me.

5. 10 days ago on The Other Coast

   My Layla would require Senior-couch potato-bed hog-slobbery-hairy formula

6. 13 days ago on The Barn

   If you read Rory’s last statement in the voice of Mr Horse from Ren and Stimpy you’re my people

7. 14 days ago on Savage Chickens

   An entwife! Quick, somebody tell Treebeard! Female ents are quite rare!

8. 16 days ago on Barney & Clyde

   Reminds me of when my father was diagnosed with prostate cancer. His doctor told him the cancer wouldn’t be what kills him. He won’t live long enough for it to (he is 80 years old, morbidly obese, has congestive heart failure, and emphysema)

9. 19 days ago on Andy Capp

   Was not expecting to see Judas Priest lyrics in the comics this morning! Judas Priest is my favourite band!

10. 26 days ago on Prickly City

    I am 100% with Winslow on this one. Raisins are evil. Peel the shell off a June bug and there’s your raisin.