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1. 2 days ago on Moderately Confused

   This cartoon reminds me of a very sexist theory that I have.

   The average woman can name over 1,000 colors. The average man can name 8 – those that came in the box of Crayolas that he used in kindergarten.

   This is an ironic theory for me to hold since I have “perfect color.” Perfect color is like perfect pitch which is to be able to identify a note without reference to other notes. I can do a similar thing with color. My wife takes me to the fabric store to help her pick out cloths and threads. I can pick out the color and know it’s one of the hundred shades of blue but whatever I pick it’s “BLUE” to me.

2. 2 days ago on Moderately Confused

   “BUT they said it wasn’t classified.” Telling the enemy when we will attack and with what is NOT classified as long as you do not tell them what units were involved. That’s MAGAlogic.

   Waltz “made a mistake but he learned his lesson.” Whoopsie, he gets a Mulligan.

   Then there is “he’s a big boy now” J. D. who uses emojis on war plan discussions.

   It does not matter since we won anyway. It’s like a surgeonwho leaves a clamp in a patient but the patient lives anyway. That makes him a good doctor in MAGAlogic.

   As a lowly second lieutenant I knew more about security than current 4-star generals and Department heads and Secretaries and vice presidents.

3. 3 days ago on Calvin and Hobbes

   The hearings will happen as soon as buttercup can find a bunch of loyal MAGAs to hold it (AKA -Republican Congress). Also they are awaiting a tanker ship of whitewash and two cargo carriers of lipstick for the pig.

4. 3 days ago on Calvin and Hobbes

   When he’s sober.

5. 3 days ago on Moderately Confused

   Gotta blame somebody. We just saw how competent a group of white people, mostly male, kept secure our attack plans on a foreign country.

6. 3 days ago on Moderately Confused

   Gotta blame somebody. We just saw how competent a group of white people, mostly male, kept secure our attack plans on a foreign country.

7. 3 days ago on Herman

   I would never hear my sons’ crying unless it was “my night,”

   One night we were watching another couple’s child while they were on vacation (that happened a lot overseas in the military – you were a village raising your children). I heard a cry and I sleepily got up to change the diaper. If I did it right, I could go back to sleep immediately.

   I was about halfway through before I realized something was wrong. Something didn’t look right. It was a girl.

8. 3 days ago on Aunty Acid

   I don’t have any problem with Walmart, but for some reason, I don’t frequent it. I’ve never seen anyone there dressed like the postings I see on the internet.

9. 4 days ago on FoxTrot Classics

   You do not have to back up your files – only the ones you want to keep.

10. 4 days ago on Calvin and Hobbes

    “Box of Secrecy” is particularly funny considering recent events.

    Calvin apparently has a better concept of security than our current administration.