Recent Comments

1. almost 12 years ago on JumpStart

   American Fast Food will save.

2. almost 12 years ago on Lio

   Leo is a slug.

3. almost 12 years ago on Dude and Dude

   Of course on Friday there is no room for a Sunday sized comic.What now?

4. almost 12 years ago on Speed Bump

   Hi, I’m Joe Schmo. My wife, Katherine the Great will be along, directly.

5. almost 12 years ago on Fort Knox

   swim to get the paddles.

6. almost 12 years ago on Bloom County

   Entitlements. We paid into Social Security for 45 years. It is a TRUST. But everyone knows you can’t trust a politician. Meanwhile they get lifetime pension and health benefits for serving one term. Oh well, I will enjoy their services in Heaven. Senator, come here, I need to be wiped, then go slop the hogs.

7. about 12 years ago on 9 to 5

   Oh no! Not sewercide.

8. over 12 years ago on Dude and Dude

   Do these jeans make me look fat? No, its all the fat you put in the jeans that make you look fat. Now I lay me down to sleep…

9. over 12 years ago on Dark Side of the Horse

   Using violence to vent your frustration on an inanimate object that costs you money id like heating your house with dollar bills.

10. over 12 years ago on Pluggers

    Give it to the grand kids, of course.