Not in New York City he won’t! Zig will be lucky to scarf down one dog before Nanny (oh excuse me, Mayor) Bloomberg gets done with him! And food czarina Michelle O. will have dibs on what’s left of him!
Perhaps we need a federal law banning all telemarketing, enforced with a $1 million fine assessed on the company and a 5-year prison term for the person making the call.
I’ll bet Jo Paterno’s family wishes Joe could retire posthumously and retroactively back to 1998, before the sex abuse scandal began at Penn State!