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I think I visited Hope Springs once. It was disappointing.
August 13, here we go again! Where’s Bozo, goshdarn it?
That’s scary. Here’s the rules for U.S. pilots: “FAA regulations also prohibit pilots from flying or attempting to fly an aircraft within eight hours of consuming alcohol or if they have an alcohol concentration of 0.04 or greater,"
Who said that you couldn’t learn anything from reading comics?!
If Bozo still had that $10 today, it would be worth . . . $10. If he saved it where it would earn interest it would be worth 10 times as much. (3.5% compounded annually)
✔₁ You’re a bit out of season, Bozo. May 30 is National Hole in the Bucket Day in the U.S. (true)
And there’s a long list of singers claiming to have written this one:
✔₂ The problem might be the shoes, but Bozo can’t fix that.
✔₃ You might want that job after the $10 is spent, Bozo!
If it’s smaller than a quarter I usually leave it because I figure some kid will get a bigger thrill out of finding it than I will.
Scarf is a verb and a noun in woodworking describing a way to join two long pieces of wood so that it appears to be one continuous piece. You scarf them together to make a scarf joint.