Recent Comments

1. about 8 hours ago on Wizard of Id

   Why don’tcha diet?

   Why, what color is it NOW?!?

2. 19 days ago on Arlo and Janis

   Before he runs off, Arlo says: “Turn around, I believe I can find ’em.” :-D

3. 28 days ago on Close to Home
   Debbie: Can I ask you a question?

   Grim Reaper: What?

   Debbie: How can we all have died at the same time?

   Grim Reaper: [pointing] The salmon mousse!

4. about 1 month ago on Pooch Cafe

   Good evening, Clarice.

5. about 1 month ago on Arlo and Janis

   I’m early Gen X (1965-1980) – born in 1966.

6. about 1 month ago on Arlo and Janis

   I heard those first three words in the voice of Admiral Ackbar in Return of the Jedi (1983). :-)

7. about 1 month ago on Pooch Cafe

   As the child said in Kindergarten Cop: Maybe it’s a tumor. [Arnold] It’s not a toomah!

8. about 1 month ago on Flo and Friends

   It’s from Stripes (1981).

9. about 2 months ago on Close to Home

   I had to look it up since I’m getting forgetful in my old age. (Had just gotten outta my last college class of the day that Jan. 28, 1986.) The severe cold reduced the resiliency of two rubber O-rings that sealed the joint between the two lower segments of the right-hand solid rocket booster.

10. about 2 months ago on Flo and Friends

    If my body’s ever found on a jogging trail, just know I was murdered elsewhere and dumped there.