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  1. 3 days ago on Phoebe and Her Unicorn

    RULE TO A HAPPY MARRIAGE: She is always right, she always looks great no matter what she wears and her meals are always delicious. Those are the only lies or half-truths allowed. ;-)

  2. 3 days ago on Monty

    My most reliable method is, WITHOUT taking a deep breath first, is to hold my breath as long as I can, and then hold it just a bit more. Hasn’t failed me yet and I’m still here.

  3. 3 days ago on Non Sequitur

    Your hard drive has gone floppy.

  4. 3 days ago on Non Sequitur

    Medical diagnosis: Your old ship is having prostate issues.

  5. 3 days ago on JumpStart

    But no longer a threat. Was there something about (inedible) cotton or polyester socks in the tub that had Morty concerned?

  6. 3 days ago on For Better or For Worse

    Worst is when you get there with stacks of boxes and things and have to find a place for everything. Boxes linger for weeks if not longer, or even much longer.

  7. 3 days ago on B.C.

    Carnivores don’t walk outside their den and see meat growing everywhere there is open space, gently swaying in the breeze. Likewise, Herbivores do not have to track down and chase/kill their grassy dinners.

  8. 5 days ago on Non Sequitur

    “It’s a real bear market these days…”

  9. 5 days ago on JumpStart

    It’s it odd to see someone as wealthy as her without a professional bodyguard?

  10. 5 days ago on For Better or For Worse

    More importantly, who is paying for it?