Gee, I always wanted to go to the original Woodstock. Hmmmmm…
So does he. When you get the unbelievable chance to time travel, what would YOU do with it? Certainly not go back in time to see your parents as kids. I can think of 100 better choices right off the bat.
I do that too, except my thinking cup says BUDWEISER on the side, and that ain’t tea in it.
“Those are the game socks worn by Michael Jordan and the rest of the Chicago Bulls in their first championship win! They are worth a fortune!”
“Oh…wait. Nevermind. Just common Fruit-of-the Loom”.
Looks like the other 2% is Silly Putty.
“All rise…………………. Judge Wileybear presiding………………. This court is in session…….. You may be seated.”
I paid $70 to see Pink Floyd in 1993. There has not been a better concert since and there never will be, at any price. Unbelievable show.
Could not find? Then we can assume it was not the hugeone she could hear breathing the other day.
You are a comedy team funny guy and straight man all in one! You do both the lead-in AND the punch line!
He will when the (cancer-free ;-) ) windmill is installed and wired in.
Gee, I always wanted to go to the original Woodstock. Hmmmmm…