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The man, the myth, the 'stache.

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  1. 1 day ago on Brevity

    Baste of time, I think.

  2. 2 days ago on Rip Haywire


  3. 2 days ago on Dick Tracy

    One thing ya gotta bear in mind is that while the readers have been reading this for weeks, the story unfurls over the course of a few days. ;)

  4. 7 days ago on Brevity

    Knit wit.

  5. 8 days ago on Dick Tracy

    “The Aristocrats!”

  6. 8 days ago on Brevity

    And Pulp Vision.

  7. 8 days ago on Dick Tracy

    “Goodfeathers” in 3..2..1…

  8. 10 days ago on Rip Haywire


  9. 10 days ago on Nancy

    When I was five, in the days before screw caps, I pulled a similar stunt with a corked bottle. They never DID entirely get the ginger ale stains out of the ceiling…

  10. 10 days ago on Dick Tracy

    “Well, art is art, isn’t it? Still, on the other hand, water is water! And east is east and west is west and if you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does. Now, uh… now you tell me what you know.”

    ― Groucho Marx