People suck, so why get new friends?
He thinks he’s Ethel Merman.
They should be banned from every MLB stadium for life.
I always thought “Fluffy” was a good name for a salamander.
Disney’s looking for some new writers…
Go Piranha Brothers on them. Perfect.
Vote for Monty Brewster!
Every day should be a yogurt free day.
Annie can grow cream cheese if Frank Zappa can grow dental floss in Montana.
Bill’s a better choice than either option from the two major parties.
People suck, so why get new friends?