The Petey story and the theory about the giant chicken are not mutually exclusive.
Yo, he carried you to the bar, man — be grateful.
Everybody’s a critic. But not everybody expresses their criticism with a kick in the butt.
Your negative energy broke the toilet, kids. I hope you’re happy.
LEGO or GTFO.
Calvin, timing is everything when you’re sucking up.
Please tell me that the boy’s name isn’t “Oedipus”.
I love the timing of these rerun strips. A perfect counter to the mainstream media’s relentlessly implied legitimacy of a MONARCHY in the freaking 21st century — one whose members get all kinds of tax breaks, get-out-of-jail passes and other special treatment, even if they no longer actually rule. Grow up, world.
All I can see is Carol Burnett’s “Went with the Wind” parody of “Gone with the Wind”.
Alice, you philistine.