Reminds me of a hysterical / historical marker that reads :
“The Delaware, Lackawanna and Western Railroad started construction on an eleven million dollar connection between Port Morris and Columbia, NJ in 1910. Completed within less than two years, it was an engineering marvel of its time, given that it was built without earth-moving machinery, and its use of reinforced concrete. During the Cut-Off’s construction, the railroad purchased the original Huntsville Schoolhouse and built a new structure, rather than change the alignment of the rail line. As construction progressed, the old schoolhouse was buried under tons of rock, to the sound of cheering school children who watched from a distant hillside.”
After dining at a southwestern establishment in the Adirondacks complete with mariachi band, while everyone was waiting outside for the grandparents to finish smoking their cigarettes before the drive home, my brother who doesn’t know how to play the harmonica, pulled a harmonica out of his pocket and proceeded to rapidly breath in and out through the instrument making a bit of a ruckus while stomping his foot while his son danced the dance of “his people” much to the chagrin of the restaurant patrons looking at us through the window.
If you ate 100 pizzas a year you’d turn into the " Noid "