Recent Comments

1. almost 13 years ago on Brewster Rockit

   The Flying Purple People Eater had to wear green camouflage ‘cause that song gave him away. At least, that’s what he thought at the time. He didn’t know how easy it would be to catch his dinner when Brewster and Ensign Kenny showed up all unawares. (Too bad nobody knows the song I’m talking about).

2. about 13 years ago on Overboard

   Is he taking his treasure chest for a walk?

3. about 13 years ago on Scary Gary

   Hey, now, the suburbs are where the best evil happens. All kinds of tasty bloodbags to feast on.

4. about 13 years ago on Rudy Park

   uh-oh! Candorville, I think we have a problem…

5. about 13 years ago on Scary Gary

   No more oversized ego.

6. about 13 years ago on Rubes

   The guy on the right replies: “Check yer tail, pal!”

7. about 13 years ago on Bloom County

   “John Wayne” to the rescue!

8. about 13 years ago on C'est la Vie

   Easy come, easy go.

9. about 13 years ago on The Fusco Brothers

   “I’m a vegetarian; not a masochist” ?

   What’s the difference?

10. about 13 years ago on My Cage: New and Old

    Entropy happens to you regardless of where you are.

    “Steve and his cellphone, sittin’ by a tree, Eee – eN – Tee – aRe – Oh- Pe – Eee.”