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1. about 6 hours ago on Tarzan

   Probably the machines from Avatar.

2. about 6 hours ago on One Big Happy

   This reminds me of a very old joke about a child telling his parents the story of Moses leading the Israelites out of Egypt. It featured tanks, artillery, and jets dropping napalm because the child told the parents no one would believe the story the way the Sunday school teacher told it.

3. 1 day ago on Tarzan

   Because, like Thudos, Arab slavers don’t look good in bikini tops.

4. 1 day ago on Tarzan

   Every monkey can talk in Tarzanville. Most animals can understand ape, too.

5. 1 day ago on Tarzan

   Especially when it is loaded with “30,000 lbs of bananas”. I never liked that song, but it fits here.

6. 2 days ago on Sherman's Lagoon

   That was almost the first thing that went through my mind when my wife and I encountered a cape buffalo outside our hotel in Tanzania. My thought actually was “Kregah bhutto, bundolo!” It wasn’t until later that I realized I had called him a rhinoceros instead (I hadn’t spoken ape in many years and chose the wrong word in the heat of the moment). No wonder the buffalo just stood there. If I though it was a rhinoceros and I was still going to kill it then I must really be formidable.

7. 2 days ago on Tarzan

   Much quieter than a nearby clamor.

8. 2 days ago on Tarzan

   Oh, I like this one.

9. 3 days ago on Tarzan

   It’s a Tarzan strip. What else could it be but a mad besotted queen?

10. 4 days ago on Tarzan

    He got there awfully fast. He must have clicked his ruby slippers together three times while saying “There’s no place like the plateau where I first say the city of Anthor”. Except it wasn’t.