Recent Comments

1. 3 days ago on Jeff Stahler

   But you can’t correct auto-correct UNTIL it “corrects” you so the premise is impossible.

2. 8 days ago on Moderately Confused

   How many years did it take her to figure THAT out?

3. about 1 month ago on Red and Rover

   Double up on the cowlick please.

4. about 1 month ago on Red and Rover

   Fire the retro rockets before I reach orbit!

5. about 1 month ago on Jeff Stahler

   The logical conclusion to your statement is that one cannot be pro Israeli without also being pro genocide. Congrats on winning the irony of the millennia award. It’s a big world out here. Small thinking will not lead to any acceptable result.

6. about 2 months ago on Jeff Stahler

   I recently received a letter informing me I’ve been randomly chosen for jury duty in upcoming months. Ever since I survived a murder attempt many years ago I’ve assumed I’d never get past the interview. I guess I’ll find out for sure very soon.

7. 2 months ago on Speed Bump

   They’d need social security numbers before you could claim them.

8. 2 months ago on Jeff Stahler

   For MAGAs to realize others are less gullible than they are, they’d have to realize that they are gullible, and they lack the self awareness required to to do that.

9. 3 months ago on Pickles

   Where the husband puts the thing becomes the correct place as soon as the wife stops doing the dishes, but only for as long as it takes for the husband to forget again.

10. 3 months ago on The Flying McCoys

    Three key antidepressants: sugar, sugar and more sugar.