Another trick is to stay the heck out of the woods.
Around here, though, we’ve frequently had bears crossing the sidewalk on the way back to the woods. I may not have looked big, but I guess I didn’t look appetizing.
I bet you also thought they were quadrupeds who couldn’t handle kitchen utensils with their hooves. Not to mention speaking. Isn’t it disappointing when the comics don’t conform to reality?
He doesn’t need to back up his data in the cloud. He is the cloud.