She has bills?
At this point I’d just go to the teacher, admit I messed up, and see about how to make it right. The grade he’d get wouldn’t be any worse than the one that’ll result from trying to throw one together at the last minute.
What happened to Jack and Nil? We haven’t seen them for months.
Or go to the teacher, just admit what happened, and he’ll probably let you do a makeup and just take points off for it being late.
Is trying to hook up with total strangers in a park really the best idea?
It means Batiuk can’t think of jokes any more and is taking suggestions.
At least it wasn’t a cicada!
So how many years has Luann been going to college and she still doesn’t have a major?
Marigold doesn’t use contractions.
A better word might be “retro”.
She has bills?