I was coming to earth to destroy it but Frank and Earnest got me laughing so hard I decided to leave earthlings alone. Way to go Frank and Earnest!
Frank, you’re so hot! Come with me and rule the universe!!!! HA ha ha ha ha ha (diabolical laughter)! Oh and you can come along too Earnest.
I’d be more worried about the murderer in the cell next door! But don’t worry Frank, Ernest will protect you.