Half a star for the punchline, four stars for the buildup.
I remember the Sunday page where her mom was worried that Heart’s musical signing was more about boys than musicals. Well, that’s where Heart is now.
Yeah, he waited a whole 15 seconds for an invitation to cake!
Well, some autists are hung up on details and technicalities, so maybe that’s her deal.
“C’mon! I won’t get that second cookie unless I convince you!”
I’ve heard about rooting for Darth Vader, but rooting for Sid, that’s creative.
The mascot for my website, named Ruth Sequentia
Amelia was born too late to become the next Barnum, but she’s going to give it a try nevertheless.
I wasn’t expecting Heart to look so classy in horn-rimmed glasss
You decided to meet at the meeting?
Half a star for the punchline, four stars for the buildup.