Tell me about the rabbits again, Pab.
Her Majesty is cheating a little. She skipped right from 31,535,999 to 31,534,998, chopping an entire thousand out in one second. Is she already in a hurry to get to 2012?
“Thank you for calling the Queen Victoria Support Line. I am here for you twenty-four seven. How I may be helping you today?”
“Waiter! Bring me an entendre, and make it a double!”
I’m not going to die until I can afford to do so properly, which means, I’m probably going to live forever.
We keep voting for the lesser of two evils, and then wondering why our elected officials are still evil…
My grandfather was born when Ulysses S. Grant was President.
History isn’t as far removed as we’d sometimes like to think…
The TSA is determined to find Victoria’s Secret…
If she REALLY wanted to punish the viewers, she’d run a back-to-back marathon of “Ishtar,” “Heaven’s Gate,” and “Gigli.”
Of course, I’m not sure even the Gestapo was that cruel..
And, of course, bonuses are only obscene when someone else is getting them.
Tell me about the rabbits again, Pab.