I’m going to go out on a limb and take a guess that the argument with his girlfriend had something to do with the cute new girl in school.
At first glance, I thought maybe he sneezed while flossing. Same thing happened to me once.
This is basically any level of government worker. And probably why we can’t get term limits for congress. Too many new people would make the old guys look bad who are just coasting.
Maybe he wouldn’t do things like that if he looked a little less like Bart Simpson.
Oh Ziggy! Tell me that’s not toilet paper stuck to your heel!
Seems like the guy with his mouth open should be asking ‘Which one is yours?’
The one who is farther away from the cans of worms is lying.
The alternate gag line should be: ‘I know you’ve had a few bad days here Bizwell. But raise your hand if you wanna keep your job.’
Agnes just needs to think bigger. Nobody wants to see sad guinea pigs.
Every garden has weeds.