Oh snap! GoComics needs JavaScript to work, please enable JavaScript in your browser settings.

Concretionist Free

Reality beats any opinion including my own. :: Bowdlerizers are stupid. Fix by inserting ‍‍ ‍ somewhere into the forbidden word: fu&ck. Both the & and the ; are required. The magic incantation is a "zero-width join", and makes the the bowdlerizer see two words, neither "wrong". :: GC is enforcing a rule against posting URLs. As always, they've used a cheap parser. URLS consist of a protocol ("https" followed by "://" for example) a "subdomain" such as "www." a "main part" such as "gocomics" a top level domain (TLD) such as ".com"; then perhaps more "/profile/1264563". Everything from the protocol to the end of the TLD ignores the case, so ".Com" is the same as ".‍com". Work around: Most browsers will fill in the protocol for you, so just don't post it. Then arbitrarily capitalize the various parts up through the TLD, then cut and paste the rest (case MIGHT matter) Thus: GoComics.Com/profile/1264563.

Comics I Follow

Frazz

Calvin and Hobbes

By Bill Watterson

9 Chickweed Lane

By Brooke McEldowney

Stone Soup

Phoebe and Her Unicorn

By Dana Simpson

Speed Bump

By Dave Coverly

Strange Brew

By John Deering

Rubes

Non Sequitur

By Wiley Miller

Pearls Before Swine

By Stephan Pastis

Pickles

FoxTrot

Views of the World

By Cartoon Movement-US

ViewsAfrica

By Cartoon Movement-US

ViewsAmerica

By Cartoon Movement-US

ViewsAsia

By Cartoon Movement-US

ViewsEurope

By Cartoon Movement-US

ViewsMidEast

By Cartoon Movement-US

ViewsBusiness

By Cartoon Movement-US

Bob Gorrell

Michael Ramirez

Scott Stantis

Dana Summers

Gary Varvel

Ozy and Millie

By Dana Simpson

Nick Anderson

Robert Ariail

Steve Breen

Chris Britt

Tim Campbell

John Deering

Phil Hands

Joe Heller

Clay Jones

Kevin Kallaugher

Gary Markstein

Marshall Ramsey

Clay Bennett

Steve Benson

Matt Bors

M2Bulls

By Marty Two Bulls Sr.

Two Party Opera

By Brian Carroll

Jeff Danziger

Matt Davies

Walt Handelsman

Pedro X. Molina

Lalo Alcaraz

Mike Luckovich

Brian McFadden

Jim Morin

Jack Ohman

Joel Pett

Ted Rall

Rob Rogers

Drew Sheneman

Jen Sorensen

Jeff Stahler

Tom the Dancing Bug

By Ruben Bolling

Pibgorn

By Brooke McEldowney

Recent Comments

about 16 hours ago on Speed Bump

I read them as garlic slices…
about 16 hours ago on Pickles

Just use her sewing scissors to cut paper… or cardboard.
about 17 hours ago on Phoebe and Her Unicorn

Oh, and I forgot to mention that the insects are a metaphor for politicians. (sighs)
about 17 hours ago on Frazz

I grew up in a TV-free house (there WERE people with TVs in the neighborhood starting in the early 50s, but my parents saw no need to spend money on bringing EXTREMELY blurry black-and-grey moving near-pictures into our home… and having visited friends who did have a (FIFTEEN INCH!) TV, I actually agreed.
In face we have the TV turned on right now. Tuned to the jazz music channel. Quite pleasant and I don’t even have to look up to enjoy it!
about 17 hours ago on Calvin and Hobbes

Yep. Girls sure ARE weird.
…
From a particular perspective.
about 17 hours ago on Stone Soup

I’d like a bit more built in butt-padding. Not a whole lot, but enough to sit on solid chairs or benches more comfortably.
about 17 hours ago on Phoebe and Her Unicorn

But first there will be fires and floods. And quite possibly a plague of insects.
about 17 hours ago on Speed Bump

And I have NEVER felt like a pizza. Though there are times when I’d like to eat a good slice or two.
about 17 hours ago on Strange Brew

Dis form follows dysfunction, surely!
about 17 hours ago on Non Sequitur

Spouse doesn’t trap me like that… usually. Because I’ve trained her over decades that my sense of style is worse than Charlie Brown’s. In fact, when we go someplace where she cares what I look like, she picks my clothes for me because otherwise I’ll show up in blue jeans and a tee shirt (the one at the top of the stack) with white comfy socks and Crocks. Add a vest if it’s cool and jacket too if it’s cold… and per dermatologist orders, always a wide brim hat unless it’s so cold that my watch cap is needed to keep my ears from freezing or it’s after dark.

Back To Top