Pirate63

Linguist Free

Retired Irish curmudgeon and part-time pirate. Currently hiding out in Ecuador

Recent Comments

  1. about 5 hours ago on Andy Capp

    Shabbat Shalom, Susan. Have a great weekend…That goes for all my fellow Cappers Have a safe and wonderful weekend!

  2. about 5 hours ago on For Better or For Worse

    The thing about having a party at your house when the folks are away is that:

    1) You have to clean up afterward

    2) You run the risk that one of your hamfisted friends will break something

    3) You have to clean up afterward

    4) The neighbors will rat you out to your parents

    5) You have to clean up afterward!

  3. about 5 hours ago on Tom the Dancing Bug

    Remember this: Of all of the Conservative Subprime Court Grudges, John Roberts is considerate a Moderate!

  4. about 5 hours ago on Tom the Dancing Bug

    Remember: He who holds the purse, holds the power!

  5. about 5 hours ago on That is Priceless

    “So help me, if I hear ‘My Little Grass Shack in Kealakekua, Hawaii’ sung one more time, somebody’s going to get flogged!”

  6. about 6 hours ago on That is Priceless

    Like many great men of his time, James Cook was indeed a complicated figure whose actions were simultaneously laudable and detestable. Judged by today’s standards, he certainly was an example of British arrogance and bigotry but his explorations and scientific contributions were invaluable to global knowledge and expansion.

    His death was whitewashed (pun intended) by the British Crown, but the truth is that he was killed trying to kidnap and hold for ransom the king of Hawaii.

  7. about 10 hours ago on Non Sequitur

    The CEO is the guy smart enough to bring a gun to a knife fight.

  8. about 10 hours ago on Pearls Before Swine

    It’s easier to go through life with a smile on your face than a frown.

  9. about 10 hours ago on 1 and Done
    Jesus wished he’d become a shoemaker instead of a carpenter.
  10. about 10 hours ago on Mike du Jour

    I prefer to submit to HER in most ways!