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The trombone is the funniest instrument. When I used to practice on mine, our dog would bark and try to bite the slide. That would make a good comic.
I was wondering about the lifeguard. What took them so long?
Now I’ll have to watch it to see what all the fuss is about.
Maybe it’s the green monster of Fenway Park.
I have it, too. There are pictures of attractive women in tight clothing. It’s a feature, not a bug.
That looks like C. Everett Koop, President Reagan’s Surgeon General.
How would the policeman catch him? He couldn’t run fast or fit in a police car.
The crust is my favorite part
My dog would bark and try to bite my slide when I practiced.
Yeah, it’s tough being The Onion these days.
The trombone is the funniest instrument. When I used to practice on mine, our dog would bark and try to bite the slide. That would make a good comic.