Recent Comments

1. over 12 years ago on Non Sequitur

   Well, that antlers My question…Here’s another…Q; What did the doe say when she got out of the forest?A; “That’s the last time I do That for two Bucks!”

2. almost 13 years ago on Basic Instructions

   Yeah, and you can wrap up hockey pucks and call them “fruitcakes” and send them out for Christmas! No one eats the damn things anyway and you’ll save a bundle! And if your friend shows up with broken teeth, think of all the time and trouble you’ve saved by not punching him in the mouth the next time he says something really stupid! Don Rickles

3. almost 13 years ago on Mike Luckovich

   Well, he proved that he’s the ONLY Republican who isn’t DICKLESS!!!

4. almost 13 years ago on Mike Luckovich

   Ah-Nold’s Shorts & knickers!

5. almost 13 years ago on Mike Luckovich

   Bush would NOT show his face when invited to a commemoration. That’s COWARDICE! A True Repugnican!

6. almost 13 years ago on Brewster Rockit

   So, stars that are not undergoing the Doppler Effect are, in fact, shiftless. And those that are could be considered shift-faced! And Zaphod Beeblebrox, ex President of the Galaxy, has been known to display both qualities at the same time. Aren’t Pan-Galactic Gargle Blasters GRRREAT?!

7. almost 13 years ago on B.C.

   Paul McCartney said: “A bird in the hand jiggles when you tickle her.” John Lennon replied: “No, a bird in the hand will let you tickle her bush!” I miss the Beatles.

8. almost 13 years ago on Non Sequitur

   ToFu is an abbreviation. It’s short for Totally Fu**ed! You like it, YOU EAT IT! I’ll have real food anyday!!!

9. about 13 years ago on Mike Luckovich

   I thought they were called “Repugnitians?”

10. about 13 years ago on Wizard of Id

    I have so many Questions, What answers would I choose? Is this really Butte, Montana Or the Eggs-istential Blues?