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We no longer speak English in the USA.
or learn to spell?
Reminds me of the “Chet the parrot” joke … he sang xmas carols when a lighted match was held beneath one of his feet. In between his feet? = Chet’s nuts roasting on an open fire!
Never assume … you know the rest.
Well, ain’t nobody gonna eat your shirt!
You have all been programmed … planned obsolescence.
Some days you’re the bug … some days you’re the windshield!
Hmmm. Thanks, I thought he was referring to the vacuum cleaner Kirby.
Special characters? I see two quotes and a comma …
Well, I, for one, would not wish to live anywhere else in the world.
We no longer speak English in the USA.