Abject poverty is the only certain protection against theft.
Giving is OK but “lending” is foolish.
Why can’t I braid my eyebrows?
The color of his beard or the blood on his hands?
We’re all too smart to be taken in by advertising but, for some reason every time they run the ad their sales picks up. Must be those other people, huh?
Not having opposable thumbs he had to pass on using tools and just scoop everything with his mouth.
If we were planning to have a functioning economy with a useful workforce in the future that schooling would have been free to the user.
I remember when we first got the third channel.
That’s a tall building. It would be a shame if someone fell out of a window.
Sapsucker (vampire) trees can only be killed with a steak through the heart.