Isn’t the potluck at lunchtime
I bring cookies from Costco
Yeah, my preferred laundromat isn’t open on holidays. I’ve found it’s not very busy on Saturday mornings, though
I shower at 5 in the morning
Best punchline in a month
Chili is always better the next day.
I first heard of it only a couple of years ago. Rabbit is very unlikely to be the first word out of my mouth when I wake up in the morning
That’s why I just buy cashews
I’d rather have an argyle sock than any of those sports
dumb kids
Isn’t the potluck at lunchtime