“I’m calling Harry Dinkle to send over that cheerleader who did the flaming-baton act! I’ll be safe from terrorists if she burns the place down first!”
Fortunately for her the loan officer at Westview Last National Bank, Woodrow “Wooden” Nickel, didn’t think it through when he offered an eighty year old lizard a thirty year mortgage.
“I’m calling Harry Dinkle to send over that cheerleader who did the flaming-baton act! I’ll be safe from terrorists if she burns the place down first!”