Recent Comments

1. about 6 hours ago on Crankshaft

   “By the way, I drove here in my bus and knocked down your mailbox. So, Happy New Year, too!”

2. about 9 hours ago on Curses

   “Come on, Wilma, be a sport! They plan to hold a combined marshmallow roast and wienie toast later on, and they all asked to see you there!”

3. about 13 hours ago on Crankshaft

   If you say that’s what Batiuk beats, okay, I’ll ignore the evidence to the contrary.

4. 1 day ago on Crankshaft

   Which way is the wind blowing? (If Ed looks at a windvane and says “The arrow’s pointing at one of those letters” you’ll know he’s still illiterate.)

5. 2 days ago on Crankshaft

   “VHS? Is that Victimizing High School? Is Les Moore now a major player on its faculty?”

6. 2 days ago on Crankshaft

   Reading this strip ages you, fast.

7. 3 days ago on Crankshaft

   Of course the joke was a lot younger back then.

8. 4 days ago on Crankshaft

   The trouble is that they are merely Funkyverse girls. The bad ones are shrews that no manchild will touch. The good ones wait for the boys to make the first move—and Batiuk isn’t going to introduce any new characters beyond anonymous crowd members.

9. 5 days ago on Crankshaft

   Big things start to happen, but somehow they never catch fire.

10. 5 days ago on Crankshaft

    “Bottom” does describe how Batiuk views his relationship with his readers.