"Young man, you are interfering with serious cat business!" -- Josette
How can you mistake her for a gorilla? She doesn’t look anywhere near nice enough for that.
Shredding makes the paper more absorbent, although Dinkle’s book is already full of it.
Or get it covered in kitty litter. Cats are quite discerning.
GoComics is desperate for any comment that doesn’t talk about how awful this strip has become.
Wishful thinking?
“Oh, no, there are no small animals in it!”
—and Batiuk takes it to fill the third panel.
Lamest display of pessimism ever! Think positive, as in “All the Gocomics Overlords have tested positive for Covid-19!”
“Band candy? Pikers! Sell band turkeys! Band mattresses! Band duplexes! Think big and expensive! Make them take out loans! Grab them by their credit card numbers!”
“No, Harry, only a qualified psychiatrist should sign your release form!”
How can you mistake her for a gorilla? She doesn’t look anywhere near nice enough for that.