I suspect that Santa’s sleigh just got a turbo-charger.
Looks like Bleeb’s Christmas gift is on the top of the tree.
Have a safe and Merry Christmas everyone.
The sales lady lied when she said it was guaranteed to win any ugly sweater contest.
We’ve all heard the saying, “Never give a mouse a cookie”. Well it was derived from the lesser known saying “Never give a jolly man a bottle of good scotch”.
Can I drop you somewhere?
A guy who hides his face with hair, and has brainwashed adults to put their children in his lap… yea, that’s the guy I trust.
But my GPS says we were supposed follow the North Star until we reached Bethlehem Circle, and the turn left.
Next year Santa, don’t get drunk and tell everyone they can go on vacation right before Christmas eve.
Stupid city slickers… it was a goat.
I suspect that Santa’s sleigh just got a turbo-charger.