Hint: The IKEA cremation kit does not require any tools. Add Uncle Al and place lid on top. It even has a sticker pointing to the opening where you pour in Uncle Al, and a sticker showing which side is ‘up’ on the lid.
There is a secondary market for those hands at the bottom of the cliff. A brilliant entrepreneur is selling ‘slightly used’ fake hands to be placed in the lid of your car trunk.
And Frank is never going to get it.