That’s an adaptation of the “Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy” series, the quote goes something like this: “It’s at times like this that I wish I had listened to my mother.” – “What did she say?” – “I don’t know, I didn’t listen.”
Pronunciation: Mainly, the “y” is pronounced as “i” as in “pit” or sometimes more like an “e”; “w” like “u” in the English “put”, and “dd” as “the” in the English “the”, while the “th” is as in English “thing”. A single “f” is pronounced like the “v” in English “evening”; a double “f” as the English “f”. “C” is pronounced like the English “k”. “ll” is a weird sound; you should pronounce it like an “l”… while blowing. “a” is pronounced as in “father”, “e” as in “get”, “i” as in “pit”, “o” as in “lost”. Most of the other letters are what you would expect.
From Winny-the-Pooh, first story: “You didn’t exactly MISS, but you missed the BALLOON.”