No, but she’s probably not the ‘she’ her hair makes her out to be!!
Obligate carnivores like cats don’t like raisins. They’re food for prey.
Ha!! Dad knows already that Calvin conforms to nothing!!
Maybe on this strip, but not for real.
‘Uncontrollable curtain rods’? Perhaps they need something heavy, like a bathmat.
Okay, I’ll just find a spot a long way from here, and it’ll hopefully be all gone and done soon.
Just like people don’t know the CIF peanut butter but recognise it with a J instead of C.
So has he!!
And which gets his reply.
If you call her ‘Sir,’ she’ll quiet down!! Okay, after saying, ‘Don’t call me “Sir.”’