When you stare into the abyss, the abyss tries to sell you tchotchkes.
A-ledge-edly.
“Get the other antenna! Get the other antenna!”
“Eye of Newt Gingrich, toad of wet sprocket, wool of bully, tongue of Underdog…”
Hipster-spreading. Common on the Brooklyn subway.
Wait a minute…is that Pennywise on the box?
God loves Taco Bell.
Kali would like a word.
“When you’re a shark you’re a shark all the way. From Atlantic City ’til you get to Green Bay.”
Fans always give the team ownership and coaching a pass. Amazing. The percentage of ineptitude across the league is something else. But it’s just easier to blame the players because they’re paid. Guess what? The owners and execs get more.
When you stare into the abyss, the abyss tries to sell you tchotchkes.