Only yesterday the story of a Labrador in Essex raising nine orphaned ducklings was in the news. Dog lovers, look this up if you haven’t already seen it.
Calvin is wrong, Einstein was a very good student! The myth that he wasn’t has been created by a sloppy biographer who saw Einstein’s Graduation Certificate was full of Sixes and didn’t realise Six was the best grade in Switzerland, not the worst as in most other countries.
We’ve seen him wearing a crown before: https://www.gocomics.com/marmaduke/2011/03/02