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Charlie Fogwhistle Free

Old guy born and raised in Iowa, now living in South-central Texas. Spent most of my life trying to figure out the meaning of life, and now that I have an answer that satisfies me, trying to get it written down before my time's up.

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  1. 7 minutes ago on Ripley's Believe It or Not

    Based exclusively on the comments you have made on Gocomics over the last few months, I’d say you have serious anger issues where religion is concerned. My mother’s father felt like that because his mother died from disease in the 1870’s when he was only 5. He couldn’t understand how a loving God could take away the mother of a little boy. Have your feelings been shaped by tragedy? Just curious.

  2. 15 minutes ago on Ripley's Believe It or Not

    Go West young sapling.

  3. about 12 hours ago on Ripley's Believe It or Not

    One Bored Tree to another:

    “I think I’ll branch out.”

  4. about 12 hours ago on Ripley's Believe It or Not

    A tree falls in the forest but doesn’t make a sound.

    Hunter in camouflage gear: “WHAT THE HECK???!”

    Tree: “I mean, AAAAAARGH, I fell!”

  5. about 12 hours ago on Ripley's Believe It or Not

    A monkey is smoking a joint in a tree when a small lizard comes and asks to join it. They get really high and at one point the small lizard says it’s thirsty. The monkey tells him that there is a lake nearby and the lizard goes there.

    At the lake there is an alligator. He sees the red eyes of the small lizard and says “heeeeyyy small lizard! I know what you’re doing… Where can I get some??” The lizard tells him about the monkey and points it to the tree, and there goes the alligator.

    Arriving at the tree the alligator shouts ’heeeeyyy monkeeeey!" The very stoned monkey sees the alligator and says:

    “HOLY MOLY SMALL LIZARD!! HOW MUCH WATER DID YOU DRINK?!?!”

  6. about 12 hours ago on Ripley's Believe It or Not

    In the pre-digital camera era, many a young man or woman used the Polaroid technology for photos seen by no one else. Ahem.

  7. 1 day ago on Ripley's Believe It or Not

    A nerd went fishing and caught a very small goldfish. She spoke to him with a human voice begging to be left alive because she was so young, and if he let her go, she promised she would grant him a wish.

    The nerd thought a little and said “Ok, i will let you go, but don’t let me die a virgin”.

    This is how he gained immortality.

  8. 1 day ago on Ripley's Believe It or Not

    A Goldfish dumped his date.

    Goldfish: I can’t believe this, She photoshopped her body to be beautiful, how did this happen? Then he realized he was dating a catfish.

  9. 1 day ago on Ripley's Believe It or Not

    Two goldfish are in a tank.

    One turns to the other and says “do you know how to drive this thing?!”

  10. 1 day ago on Ripley's Believe It or Not

    There’s not a lot to understand. The punchlines for all the Nirvana jokes I posted are just titles of albums and songs. Now, there might be more in the lyrics, but I stopped after reaching the first level of understanding.