Real Life Imitates Milford Life: “Police in Jacksonville, Fl released body cam footage of two cops shooting to death a 56-year-old man who was attacking a man in the street with a knife. It turned out the weapon was a butter knife.” The hip people in Milford knew how dangerous they were months ago.
I’ve not been to a high-school track meet where there was a tape at the finish for a routine race. Is this the Olympics? Or else I’ve been going to see low-rent Podunk High instead of the Valley schools.
Former player Charles Shackleford made a shot with his off hand, and after the game he was asked about it. He told the reporters it was no big deal: “I am amphibious.”
“I’m not a charity case. Mr. Vito put me on the payroll and told me to cool it with the butter knives. He said these people here are soft, so i can talk Coach Gil into givin’ me a new car, ‘cause I’m not ridin’ a bus. Lucas don’t ride mass transportation. Everybody knows that. Truth.”"
“…. maybe I should take a step back from reading…”