Recent Comments

1. 5 days ago on Gil Thorp

   I’ve not been to a high-school track meet where there was a tape at the finish for a routine race. Is this the Olympics? Or else I’ve been going to see low-rent Podunk High instead of the Valley schools.

2. 7 days ago on Gil Thorp

   Vito From Goshen’s tip is to bet on the girl who is smoking while waiting for the start. She knows this is a wrap.

3. 9 days ago on Gil Thorp
   Gil is looking edgy today. He’s thinking of going with the “Paulie Walnuts” hair and contemplating a face tattoo so people will know who he is.
4. 9 days ago on Gil Thorp

   I fear the heartbreak of psoriasis is next. It’s over then.

5. 14 days ago on Gil Thorp

   Is Marty shouting his play-by-play to the crowd? I do that to the television all the time.

6. 14 days ago on Gil Thorp

   Former player Charles Shackleford made a shot with his off hand, and after the game he was asked about it. He told the reporters it was no big deal: “I am amphibious.”

7. 19 days ago on Gil Thorp

   I remember a riveting segment about the library goon and the computers. It was Masterpiece Theatre – level reading just a few years ago.

8. 19 days ago on Gil Thorp

   “I’m not a charity case. Mr. Vito put me on the payroll and told me to cool it with the butter knives. He said these people here are soft, so i can talk Coach Gil into givin’ me a new car, ‘cause I’m not ridin’ a bus. Lucas don’t ride mass transportation. Everybody knows that. Truth.”"

9. 20 days ago on Gil Thorp

   Vito from Goshen sent in someone to control the point spread, since Gil is circling the drain.

10. 20 days ago on Gil Thorp

    Butter knives